Hello stranger. I hope, one day, when this is all over, and children ask "what was social media?" and there is no more Facebook, and no one is cell-phoning from bathroom stalls, and the twittling and twaddling dies down to a comfortable 'used to be,' that you will come by, for an honest cup of tea.
I will keep the kettle heated for you.
In the meantime, why not take a little break from working in the mind mines, and join us, in trying to learn Crazy Legs?