Dear Had Enough,
I know, I know, but this one is so great! All the bags and baskets here are great!
Dear Shoulder Strapped,
This acorn bag is my favorite of this week o'bags! See it, maybe even buy it, here.
Dear Baggists,
This lobster backpack would make your whole outfit; See the striped lining here, and tune in tomorrow for another exciting bag; same bag channel, same bag time!
Dear Pursed,
I was thinking that a cheeseburger handbag goes beyond unneeded right into unwanted, but, a Google image search will give you many more burger bag options than you ever thought possible!
Dear Appreciators of the Fabulous,
I find these things and I just want so much to buy them for you! I know, I know, you don't need it, you don't want more things, and you wouldn't use it, but oh! I still think that a box with a bow containing this toast bag would be a welcome antidote to life's slings and arrows. This bag could complete your life and utter satisfaction, no? The beautiful thing about this flattened, techy, 90 percent visual universe we are in here, this little corner booth at the Internet Diner, is that I can give you 8 useless handbags a week, and no one need suffer any actual physical contact with money or purses!
That gives me an idea...
PS Your bread song for the day!