Today I give you a letter from you, to me.
All the time, I am reading your letters and thinking "great, so what that you got to go here and do that?" What about me?! You just send me places on the internet, and tell me to do and try things, and you never even call!
And so to my reply:
I give you only the finest; I bring you only what is best and brightest. If you have ever doubted it, I offer these two short films, which are pure puffs of delightful proof.