Friday, March 13, 2026

re-make

 




(On a related note, check out the ceramic cat mewseum)




Dear Remorseless,

Today, I am ripping out all of it and re-making my whole life- the past part, of course- the future part is impossible to contain.

Here is where I am starting:  my job will now have been UPS driver.  I have been at it for 27 years, and I love it, because I know all the people I deliver to, and they are always happy to see me.  It isn't a great job, pay-wise, but it's steady work, and it leaves me plenty of time to write in the evenings and play music in my all-girl band.

I also only have punky and net clothing now.  And boots.  Most of it is black, or pink.  My favorite thing to wear is a big crinoline with a men's dress shirt and noisy, clunky, buckled boots.  The shirt is done up partly with safety pins- big gold ones that I got in a junk shop.  I have 12 pairs of fishnet stockings, and I never hesitate to wear the torn ones, with odd shaped holes in the ankles.

I have read all of Truman Capote's books, plays, letters and screenplays, and of course, also, the entirety of Colette.  I only have shelving everywhere.  And ceramic cat figurines.  I have 27 thousand books, and thirteen hundred vinyl records.  There is a sofa, and some chairs.  There is nothing, nothing in the kitchen at all except a moka pot.  All the kitchen cabinetry is filled with books.  I often wish I had time to learn to cook.  I play mah jongg for money and I always win.  I give my winnings to the animal shelter.

I got a law degree, when I was younger, because I didn't like people thinking I wasn't smart enough, but now I know this is just how they make you feel when you are female.  I chose law not because I had an interest in it; only because I thought I could buy your respect by going to school for so many years.  It was a folly, yes; but there is no youth without folly.  Having that degree and doing nothing with it was, after all, the whole point.

A few other details of my re-made past; when you said you thought I was in danger of wasting my life, I threw my drink at you, glass and all.  When you cajoled me into having dinner with you, I packed up all my stuff and moved two days later, and I left no forwarding address.  When you told me I should just ignore it and get on with my life, I slashed your tires and stopped answering your calls.  When you told me it sounded like a mental problem, I burned all your letters and joined a writer's group.  I also never spoke to your thoughtless ass again, because why would I?  That time you made fun of the shirt I liked, the shirt with all the dancing people on it?  That was the day I vowed I would never listen to anyone's advice unless I asked them for it.  It has saved me a lot of consternation, and if I hadn't stopped talking to you after that, I would have thanked you for the lesson.



PS  Here is your song for today.